Sometimes I feel stupid.
The bathroom (which I share with four siblings) has long been out of body-soap (and I just finished yesterday the little test-bottle which I got for my ninth birthday). However today- low and behold- there were new bottles on the shelf and one of them said quite clearly, "Hair & Body Wash."
This did strike me as odd. I'd never seen them both in one bottle before-- though I'd heard that Einstein used the same soap for all of him to save time. (Both of these facts- the fact that I hadn't seen it before and that my one example was male should have tipped me off but... no.)
The suds had begun to lather when I began smelling a, well, odd smell. I grabbed the bottle and read, quite clearly, "For Men."
I hesitated. But... it was just shampoo, right?
Just a few seconds later I gasped for breath and choked in horror as potent, suggestive fumes filled the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I SMELL LIKE A SEXY MAN!!!!!!!!!"
I applied much cherry-blossom perfume and rose lotion. However I still smell residues.
Moral of the story: Read labels.